Do you know someone you trust who sells on eBay? Or anyone with any kind of online biz, or even offline, like a restaurant?
Have them sign up as a neteller merchant. Then sell you something for maybe $500. (Probably best to keep it in these smaller incremental amounts) If ebay, do it on Buy it Now, for something like "a vintage matchbook" LOL
Pay them with a Neteller payment, plus the fee they will be charged, by NT (probably around 3 %) and whatever "commission" they may wish for the service. And they give the dough to you, or send it to you, say, by PayPal.
In fact, anyone who has an established business and is known and highly trusted on this board may be able to increase his "sales" significantly in this first quarter . . . (Because, like, yur gonna have to have complete trust in the middleman)
I'm sure others have more inventive options.